Hello! I’m HouseBlend Aspie, the personality behind HouseBlend Running Company. If you’re curious about who’s actually typing these words, I’m Jesse Mitchell: runner, certified running coach, skeptical thinker, and occasional comedian (well, at least I try).
I’m passionate about cutting through fitness myths, questionable wellness trends, and the constant hype surrounding “miracle” supplements. With personal marathon experience, including qualifying for the Boston Marathon and professional coaching certification, I offer real, evidence-based insights to help you achieve your running goals, sprinkled with plenty of dry humor and healthy skepticism.
This site is my playground for serious training advice and not-so-serious commentary. Sometimes you’ll find detailed, science-driven articles; other times, expect tongue-in-cheek satirical takes on the absurdities of the fitness industry.
Whether you’re here for genuine running tips, to laugh at the latest wellness nonsense, or both, welcome. Pull up a chair, grab a metaphorical cup of HouseBlend, and enjoy the ride.
Note that this website is fairly new and more content and information will be added shortly.
Happy running,
HouseBlend Aspie (aka Jesse Mitchell)